Cause life is too short to not make fun of yourself
What did the internal auditor do to liven up the office party?
He didn't show up.
How many did it take last year?
Did you hear about the Irish auditor?
He turned up at the client's offices on a horse 3 weeks' late after getting lost on the Audit Trail.
What do you get if you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an internal auditor?
A very dull tiger.
What does an auditor's wife ask her husband when she can't get to sleep?
"Tell me about your day, dear."
A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had 6 months to live.
"Oh my God!" said the woman. "What shall I do?"
"Marry an auditor," suggested the doctor.
"Why?" asked the woman. "Will that make me live longer?"
"No," replied the doctor. "But it will SEEM longer."
What happens when you lock a wild hyena in a room with an internal auditor?
The hyena stops laughing.
An auditor did an audit of the corner shop. He reported, "It has four."
Did you hear the joke about the interesting auditor?
No, me neither.
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