Kids Wisdom on Love

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• “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” – Lynnette, age 8

The key phrase here is... long enough. Most likely until you're grey and old and you just don't care anymore.

• “Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” – Ricky, age 7

The best advice in life. But most men are too stupid to remember simple things.

• “Sensitivity don’t hurt.” – Robbie, age 8

Respect!

• “Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.” – Erin, age 8

Temporarily. But not really. She'll remember and remind you of it when you least expect it. Get used to it.

• “Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch.” – Natalie, age 9

This is just common sense. Something most men don't have.

• “I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.” – Manuel, age 8

And if it is, it was never real love.

• “Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.” – Greg, age 8

And football. 

• “On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” – Mike, 10

Which turns into more lies, until they just lose count and insist they never said any of that shit and you're just a crazy woman who dreams stuff.

• “My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I'll do. I'll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.” – Carolyn, age 8

My motto.

• “One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” – Ava, age 8

The story of my last relationship.

• “When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.’” – Anita, 9

Or until he realizes he prefers to act like a 12 -year old and runs to hide behind his mommy's skirts. Cause no one asks him for difficult things like cleaning after himself or paying the bills there.

• “Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one.” – Angie, age 10

Motto no. 2.